Friday, September 5, 2008

I hate Cindy Crawford!

So, yesterday I was sore after working out. But, today I can barely walk! And, sitting on the toilet is the hardest thing! I can barely get off the damn thing. I have to use the toilet paper roll hinged to the wall for support! And, I'm afraid to leave the house and run my usual errands for fear that I will have to pee and be forced to use a Japanese style squatty potty. Today there is NO WAY I could use one. I would get stuck in the squatting position and require help to get back up! Damn this country and their squatty potties!! So, I guess I just won't leave the house!

Just another day in Weenie's World!

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