Thursday, September 18, 2008

Going Gray!

So, I'm going gray, white actually. I have about 50 or so gray/white hairs in a patch on the left side of my head. Crazy, huh??!! How is it possible to have acne and gray hair? What the freak? This is SO not fair! YaYa has gray hair, but she won't admit it. She dyes her hair on a regular basis. Sorry YaYa for exposing your secret! And, I can remember YaYa dying her hair in the kitchen while wearing rubber gloves when I was little, I mean younger. So, I guess I got it from her. Damn it! Sister doesn't have any gray hair, yet. But, she inherited PoPo's curly black locks. However, Sister does believe that her hair is thinning a bit as she gets older. So, I guess I should be lucky to have gray hair, right?! They say older men look distinguished with gray hair. I mean, just look at Sean Connery. He's super hot for an old guy with gray hair. I'd let him spank me anytime. (Hee-Hee)

But, I'm still not sure about gray hair on me. I'm too young for it! After all, some people still think I'm a teenager. They gasp when I tell them my real age or Husband's age. I haven't decided what to do about it yet. Do I want to be tied to color number 104 from Nice N' Easy for the rest of my existence on the planet?? Or, should I just accept the gray hairs??? I told husband jokingly that I was just going to go gray and then try to model for AARP. But, now that is starting to sound like a good idea. But, at the same time, I still want to be a MILF (a mom I'd like to f*ck). I know this sounds silly, but I want Jude to grown up with a "hot mom." I don't want to let myself go like some moms out there. I want to be cute for as long as I can, damn it! So, maybe I should color my hair. Hmmmm....decisions, decisions.

Any thoughts out there??


Anonymous said...

I say go for the Clairol!

Anonymous said...

I guess I should. But, I don't want to have to dye my hair for the rest of my life! That just doesn't sound like any fun! Don't you think I should go gray and then try to audition for Depends Commercials??? That sounds like a better idea!!