Do you recall the peeps from the Polygamist Sect in Texas? Do you remember the compound where the kids were taken away from their families and sent to foster homes because of fear of molestation? Well, those fabulous ladies have started selling their lovely dresses on-line. Here's the link:
http://www.fldsdress.com/index.php
That's right, for the low price of $60.65, you, too, can have one of these coveted hot momma dresses. I know each and everyone of you will be visiting the web site to purchase your very own 100% Polyester "Princess" dress with puffy shoulders and skirts past your ankles. Move over Ralph Lauren, the hotties from the Sect are taking over.
With dresses like these, it's amazing that any children were conceived on the compound!!According to their web site, their goal is to:
"Provide children with clothing that meets the FLDS standards for modesty and neatness. Our commitment is to offer quality, handmade, modest, affordable clothing. Each piece is made with joy and care."
Come on Sect ladies, shake what your momma/cousin gave you. Show your husbands/cousins what you got! There's no need to hide it....just shake it!
(Husband thinks I'm going to Hell for this entry. Maybe, but at least I'll be better dressed than these gals!)
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