Thursday, November 13, 2008

My crazy dream!

So, last night I had this completely bizarre dream.

I dreamt that I was trying to get a job as a Legal Assistant for a small law firm that was based in Houston. It's law office was in a double wide trailer in a trailer park, and the senior law partner was William Shatner--not the skinny Shatner from Star Trek, but the fat, bloated one we now see on Boston Legal. In my dream, Shatner was a slimy, ambulance chaser lawyer that hired me on the spot once I mentioned that I used to work for the best law firm in the state of Texas. He hired me and expected me to spy on the defendant's lawyers across the street. So, I strutted my stuff across the street in 6 inch stilettos. I sat down next to the defendant's attorneys and pretended to work for their law firm to get confidential information about the case. I knew what I was doing was unethical and wrong, but I did it anyways because I didn't want to get fired on my first day on the job. Needless to say, the attorneys figured out that I didn't know a thing about the case and that I didn't work for them. They had me escorted out of the office. Luckily, I was not arrested. I returned to Shatner's law firm without any information pertaining to the case and was instantly fired. Then I woke up.

I know, I have incredibly bizarre dreams. I'm not sure what sparks them, but I have them often-just ask Husband or BJ!


Anonymous said...

Funny! I had a dream the other night ago that J and I were dating, but another guy proposed to me. I said yes because I thought he was giving me a HUGE diamond ring, only to later discover that it wasn't so great after all. I didn't even know the guy very well, and J's feeling were definitely hurt. I don't know what happened after that. It was wierd...a typical BJ dream!

Weenie said...

Love it! I'm so glad to hear that I'm not the only one out there having wierd dreams!