So, last night I had this completely bizarre dream.
I dreamt that I was trying to get a job as a Legal Assistant for a small law firm that was based in Houston. It's law office was in a double wide trailer in a trailer park, and the senior law partner was William Shatner--not the skinny Shatner from Star Trek, but the fat, bloated one we now see on Boston Legal. In my dream, Shatner was a slimy, ambulance chaser lawyer that hired me on the spot once I mentioned that I used to work for the best law firm in the state of Texas. He hired me and expected me to spy on the defendant's lawyers across the street. So, I strutted my stuff across the street in 6 inch stilettos. I sat down next to the defendant's attorneys and pretended to work for their law firm to get confidential information about the case. I knew what I was doing was unethical and wrong, but I did it anyways because I didn't want to get fired on my first day on the job. Needless to say, the attorneys figured out that I didn't know a thing about the case and that I didn't work for them. They had me escorted out of the office. Luckily, I was not arrested. I returned to Shatner's law firm without any information pertaining to the case and was instantly fired. Then I woke up.
I know, I have incredibly bizarre dreams. I'm not sure what sparks them, but I have them often-just ask Husband or BJ!