Okay, it's not that cold here, but it feels like it!!!!
Today is June 3rd and the high temperature today will only be 56 degrees Fahrenheit. And, it will rain all day possibly stopping on Friday. What the Hell!! I'm from Texas!! It should be 98 degrees with the sun blaring!
Today was the start of our rainy season. During the month of June it is expected to rain 7 inches with an average daily high temperature of only 70 degrees. This is crazy!!! I need the sun! I need to bask in the sun wearing shorts and t-shirts and sandals with pretty painted toe nails. I need to smell like Banana Boat sunblock! I need to go swimming outdoors!! I need to feel the warm rays of the sun on my cheeks! I need to run outdoors! I need to take my kid to the park and put on sunblock. I need the SUN!!!
Instead, I'm wearing a freaking turtle neck and jacket with rain boots. My hair is kinky and unmanageable because of the rain. I haven't shaved my legs in weeks because my legs haven't seen the light of day in a month. My hair isn't sun streaked as it should be by now. We are still wearing flannel PJs to bed. This is cruel and unusual punishment. No wonder Japan has the highest suicide rate!!
Please! Someone reply back and tell me about how hot it is and tell me how the sun feels and tell me how your ass burns on your pleather car seats and tell me how the sun light in your eyes makes you squint like an Asian person and tell me how the heat from the sun gives you a sweat mustache and tell me how your feet burn on the hot gray cement and tell me how you go to Sonic and order the biggest fucking Cherry Limade on the planet to cool off and tell me how you wish for cooler weather!!!!! PLEASE!!! Tell me....