This is the voice mail message Big D left:
He began the message by singing...It's the most wonderful time of the year...he sang in a nice, clear, melodic voice. He continued the message by saying:
"Ya know the easiest way to go shopping at a Wal-mart? You drive through an Eskimo Hut and get yourself a double shot of something. You get about half-loaded. By the time you hit the Wal-mart, you don't care about the retards, the rednecks, the fat people...you just shop your ASS off. With that being said, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!"
It was a fabulous message. I kept playing it over and over laughing my ass off!
Thanks Big D!
By the way, an Eskimo Hut is where you get alcoholic beverages to go. It's a drive through convenience shop that sells alcohol through a drive through window. They have them in North Texas. Here is a link to their menu: