Silence

So, I woke up this morning with a horrible sore throat and no voice. That's right, I have completely lost my voice. I have laryngitis.

The only problem is I talk for a living!

And I have an English class today, but I'll have to cancel it. I can't talk!

You have no idea how torturous this is for me. I mean, I'm never quiet! Never! Silence is awkward for me. I don't do it well! But now I have no choice. I physically can't talk.

God must be telling me to shut the hell up. For once, I think I'll listen.