Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Someone please make it stop!

They are erecting (hee-hee, I said erecting) a new building near my apartment. Every 20 seconds I hear a ding-dong then an automated Japanese woman's voice says something in Japanese, of course. I think it is an alarm or warning sound for something at the construction sight. But the damn thing just keeps repeating over and over and over and over. I'm about to pull out my fucking hair! Will someone please shoot me and then pull the fucking lever or do whatever that automated Japanese lady is saying. Please, for the love of God, I can't take it anymore! Do as she commands! Hell, in 5 minutes I'm going to walk my half-ass Mexican ass over there and pull the fucking switch or push the damn button. Lord help me! I'm about to go ape-shit on a bunch of poor defenseless Japanese construction workers. Lord help them all!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

First thing you need to do is find out what it is saying. The next thing you need to do is take a f*cking hamer and beat the shit out of it !!

LMAO
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Anonymous said...

I'm a no-typing fool ......HAMMER

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Weenie said...

Amen to that! After about 30 minutes of nonstop anouncing, the damn thing finally stopped. Praise Jesus for that. If not, you would be reading about me in the papers today or you would be seeing me on World New Tonight. I would be taken away in handcuffs for assalting Japanese construction workers.