Today at lunch Husband was telling me about a recent article he read on the web. According to the article, California is expecting the next big earthquake to happen in the next 30 years or so. Husband mentioned that California has been experiencing many more small, deep, earthquakes than usual.
So, he tells me this while I'm eating my salad, and all of a sudden visions of Shamu eating me comes to mind. I picture my family at Sea World San Diego, watching the Shamu show. Then, all of a sudden the ground starts shaking. People start running for their lives. Then, the giant glass aquarium that holds Shamu starts to crack. The glass splits and Shamu slides out of the aquarium like a fat, lubed up man on a slip-n-slide. He slides all the way to me and stops inches away from my face. Then, he eats me in one giant gulp.
This is the headline for the next day's paper: Shamu Eats Japanese Tourist.
5 comments:
I want the movie rights.
Somewhat smaller D
Ha! Wouldn't that make an awesome movie?! I think Angelina Jolie should play me,or maybe Catherine Zita Jones. Both resemble me so much, ya know!
Except they're not as good looking ..... : )
Somewhat smaller D
Awwww, Big D...I mean Somewhat smaller D! What a good, wonderful, kind, loving, sweet man you are!! You must want something from me!
He he he ........... : )~
Somewhat Smaller D
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