Saturday, March 19, 2011
Friday, when were walking to the bus stop, Jude and a couple of the neighborhood kids were chatting. This was their conversation:
Neighborhood kid #1: "What's your favorite animal? Mine's the crocodile because it has one of the strongest bites."
Neighborhood kid #2: "Mine's is the chupacabra. It's a blood sucking animal in Texas that's really freaky."
Jude: "I like the vagina opossum."
Weenie: "What do you like?"
Jude: "The vagina opossum."
Weenie: "The what?"
Jude: "THE VAGINA OPOSSUM."
Weenie: "What are you saying?"
Jude: "THE VAGINA OPOSSUM! You know, the opossum that poops out green gunk from its anus to scare away predators."
Weenie: "Oh, you mean the Virginia Opossum."
Jude: "That's what I said!"
Just another day in Weenie's World!