Okay, I can't take it any more! I've tried to read other peoples' blogs, but they bore me to tears. Look, I don't care about your wedding, your drug addiction, your stupid, effing vacation to Utah, your shitty childhood, or your useless ramblings about how today's media sucks. I don't care about any of that shit!
When I log onto my computer, I want to read something entertaining. Something I can relate to. Something I can giggle at. Something I will freaking enjoy! Okay?! I know a blog is often like an on-line journal, but at least make your shit entertaining. Come on people, I know you can do it! I have faith in you! Lie if you have to! Please, for the love of God, write something worth reading. Geeze!
All you bloggers out there that I'm offending, please read your own blog before you publish it. If you think it's boring, mundane, or useless, your readers will think the same effing thing. So, please spare us!
Look, my time is important. I don't want to waste it reading another shitty blog!
I know, I'm one mean bitch. Deal with it!
(Sorry for that, I think I'm premenstrual!)
(Bring on the hate mail, Mother Freakers!)