After my Well Woman Exam (which I'm still not happy about by the way!!), I was famished. I forgot to eat breakfast in my haste to get Jude dressed and myself shaved (hee-hee). For lunch, I picked up Husband and his friends from work. We ate at a local Japanese restaurant. I pigged out royally. I could have stopped at just the soup and tea, but I kept going. I ate all my freakin' fried rice and managed to guzzle down 2 pieces of Japanese fried chicken. Thank God I wore expandable pants! But, I felt beyond full. I felt gross! I kept eating even when my brain said "Stop you dumb ass or you are going to feel like shit and need to take a freaking nap!" Of course, I didn't listen to myself. I just kept shoveling in rice and soup and fried chicken into my mouth like I was a bug-eyed pot-bellied half naked starving African child .
Moving on... so I pigged out beyond belief. Now, I wish I was a freakin' bulimic so I could purge and end this horrible feeling of gluttony. But, I'm not bulimic, so I think I'll just curl up on the couch and take a nap!!
Just another day in Weenie's World!!
1 comment:
HA! I pigged out last night on fried rice, too!!! Afterwards, my remark was, "Now I feel like an Ethiopian bloated-bellied child." We must be on the same wave length.
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