Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Father-son conversation

So, the other day I was getting ready to go somewhere, and I heard this:

Husband: "Jude, why are walking like a cowboy? You look like you are straddling a horse. Do you have sticky balls?"

Jude: "No."

Husband: "Then why are walking like that?"

Jude: "Just because."

Husband: "Is your scrotum sticking to you?"

Jude: "What's a scrotum?"

Husband: "Your testicles."

Jude: "Oh, okay. You mean my balls?"

Husband: "Yes, your balls. Are they sticking to your leg?"

Jude: "Nope."

Husband: "Are you sure?"

Jude: "It's dry down there."

Husband: "Where?"

Jude: "My testicles are stuck to my leg."

Husband: "That means you have sticky balls."

Jude: "Oh, then yes. I have sticky balls."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well now that we that cleared up ....

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