Boobs

So, this weekend we went to an Escoffier dinner (basically we stuffed ourselves silly with a 6 course, gourmet meal), and we had to get all dressed up for the event. This is what we looked like. Husband looked handsome and dashing in his suit. And me, well, all I see is boobs. I look like I have giant knockers!

Well, some people pay good money for these. Luckily, mine were free!