Saturday, May 8, 2010

On ironing

When I graduated from college in 2000, I swore to myself that as a college graduate I would never, ever wash windows or iron again. It was my way of congratulating myself for all my hard work in undergrad.

Unfortunately, the congratulations is over, and I spent 7 fucking hours ironing everything that needed ironing.

Next time, I'll just sit my fat ass on my clothes and hope the wrinkles are blasted away when I fart.

Yes, that sounds much better than ironing!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ha! next time take it to the dry cleaners. they will just iron it for you.