Monday, November 9, 2009

I'm SO going to jail

...and this is why!

Okay, okay, I know the kid is only like 17 years old, and it's totally wrong for me to be thinking dirty thoughts about a minor, but, OH MY, what a hottie he is! I know, I know, I'm horrible! Husband keeps trying to make me think about my favorite, other hottie Hugh Jackman. At least he's a man, Husband keeps reminding me. But somehow, my sick, demented mind keeps coming back to Jacob Black, I mean Taylor Lautner.

I keep reminding myself how wrong it is for me to be fantasizing over a 17 year old BOY, but I just can't help myself, especially when the Internet is full of half-naked pictures of this irresistible hottie!

Lord help me and all the other 30-something year old women who are lusting after this 17 year old boy! Lord help us all!


Anonymous said...

I'll be joining you. (If you cover his face, you can pretend he is of legal age. Then you don't feel as pervy.)

I think, technically, you're now a cougar.


Anonymous said...

You're a perv.... ( as if we didn't ALREADY know that ... ).
If I wrote about how hot Miley Cyrus was, I WOULD get thrown in jail....
I'll stick to women more my age.... Demi Moore, Valerie Bertinelli, Kim Cattrall, Faith Hill, Sandra Bullock....

Amanda said...

You what the problem is...17 year olds didn't look like this when we were 17. Not even the ones that got best build at prom. I go back to our old high school for a certain spring show every year and I'm amazed at the way some of these boys are built.