...and this is why!
Okay, okay, I know the kid is only like 17 years old, and it's totally wrong for me to be thinking dirty thoughts about a minor, but, OH MY, what a hottie he is! I know, I know, I'm horrible! Husband keeps trying to make me think about my favorite, other hottie Hugh Jackman. At least he's a man, Husband keeps reminding me. But somehow, my sick, demented mind keeps coming back to Jacob Black, I mean Taylor Lautner.
I keep reminding myself how wrong it is for me to be fantasizing over a 17 year old BOY, but I just can't help myself, especially when the Internet is full of half-naked pictures of this irresistible hottie!
Lord help me and all the other 30-something year old women who are lusting after this 17 year old boy! Lord help us all!