Hey Sister! We were beginning to wonder if you were taken hostage by a sheik and turned into a sex slave!
How's life in the desert?
Yes, my sister is Jewish. She's the only half-ass Mexican Jew I know, so that makes her pretty special.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Dearest Sister
Sister has been missing in action, literally. Several months ago she moved to Kuwait to be a teacher at an international school. Well, we didn't hear from her for several months. Then, out of the blue, she e-mailed me on my birthday. This was my reply:
Merry Christmas...wait, scratch that...Happy Hanuka and Happy New Year. Since you don't celebrate Christmas, we didn't get you anything...but we ate a shit ton of bacon and thought of you.
Yes, my sister is Jewish. She's the only half-ass Mexican Jew I know, so that makes her pretty special.
Yes, my sister is Jewish. She's the only half-ass Mexican Jew I know, so that makes her pretty special.
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WTF! You didn't drink any beer while you were eating the pork? Not too pork deprived here. I have a source. (Don't tell the Kuwatis.)Ate ham at X-mast party and sausage at New Year. YUM.
Yes, I met a distant member of the royal family. He's a nice guy, but he has a girlfriend. Did buy me and friends sushi and offered his yacht for New Year....Nope, didn't get to go. Maybe soon.
Sister
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