New Year's Resolution B.S.

Every year I make a New Year's resolution to do this and that, but somehow doing this and that never happen.  So, this year I'm going to do things differently.  Instead of trying to do things, I'm just going to shut the fuck up and, as my sister-in-law would say, I'm gonna get 'er done.   And, well, I've been getting shit done all week, and I feel so good about it.

I've decided to stop taking the elevator, even though I live on the 5th floor.  So, by the end of each day, I've gone up and down about 30 floors worth of stairs.  Crazy, huh?!  Yes, I'm winded.  Yes, my quads scream at me.  But, I get a little rush when my heart beat goes way the hell up there, and that makes me giddy, and a giddy, midget, Mexican momma is just what this world needs.  I promise!