Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Dearest Sister

Sister has been missing in action, literally.  Several months ago she moved to Kuwait to be a teacher at an international school.  Well, we didn't hear from her for several months.  Then, out of the blue, she e-mailed me on my birthday.  This was my reply:

Hey Sister!  We were beginning to wonder if you were taken hostage by a sheik and turned into a sex slave!  

How's life in the desert?  

Merry Christmas...wait, scratch that...Happy Hanuka and Happy New Year.  Since you don't celebrate Christmas, we didn't get you anything...but we ate a shit ton of bacon and thought of you.   

Yes, my sister is Jewish.  She's the only half-ass Mexican Jew I know, so that makes her pretty special.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

WTF! You didn't drink any beer while you were eating the pork? Not too pork deprived here. I have a source. (Don't tell the Kuwatis.)Ate ham at X-mast party and sausage at New Year. YUM.

Yes, I met a distant member of the royal family. He's a nice guy, but he has a girlfriend. Did buy me and friends sushi and offered his yacht for New Year....Nope, didn't get to go. Maybe soon.