Smarty Pants

Me:  "Jude, you need to clean your room!"

Jude:  "Why?  I'm just going to make a mess again!"

Me:  "Because it's dangerous to have all these toys on the floor, and I could trip, fall down, bust my head open and die, and then who will take care of you?"

Jude:  "Oh, okay."

Moments later...

Jude:  "Mom, come look!"

Me:  "What's this?"

Jude:  "I made a path.  Just stay on the path.  If you get off the path, trip, fall and die, then that's your own fault!"

Just another day in Weenie's world!