Me: "Jude, you need to clean your room!"
Jude: "Why? I'm just going to make a mess again!"
Me: "Because it's dangerous to have all these toys on the floor, and I could trip, fall down, bust my head open and die, and then who will take care of you?"
Jude: "Oh, okay."
Jude: "Mom, come look!"
Me: "What's this?"
Jude: "I made a path. Just stay on the path. If you get off the path, trip, fall and die, then that's your own fault!"
Just another day in Weenie's world!