Monday, October 25, 2010
Okay, Jude is 6 years old now (his birthday was last week), but I'm still wiping his ass. You would think after 6 long years of ass wiping I would get tired of it, and you'd be right. However, it beats the alternative. If Jude wipes his own butt, he just smears the crap all the way up his back. Then he smells bad, and his clothes are riddled with skid marks. Maybe by the time he's 7 he'll be able to wipe his own butt without leaving a trail. A mother can only hope!