Monday, August 22, 2011
If you have children, then you know just how hard it is to cut their fingernails. It's like trying to wrestle a wild pig, times 10! And you know just how bad you feel when you accidentally cut their nails too short, because they were wiggling like a worm. There's nothing worse than a screaming 2 year old bleeding all over the place, because YOU couldn't keep him still, while YOU were trimming his nails.
Well, I got tired of putting my kiddo into a head-lock once a month to cut his little talons. I thought there has to be an easier way. And then it hit me.
I had a brilliant idea: I put his nail clippers in the car along with a nail file. Then, when he was zonked out in his car seat in the car, after a long day at Target, I would just cut his nails, quickly and safely, while he was napping in the car. Genius, huh?!
However, if you have the perfect kid who likes to get his/her nails trimmed, then a big SCREW YOU to you, because I wasn't lucky enough to get one of those kids. If you have one of those kids, then please disregard this blog post and kiss my ass!
Posted by Weenie at 2:15 PM