Love Letter to Husband #1

****Just a reminder, Husband doesn't read this useless blog. So, anything I write to him is just between you (Internet) and I.

Dearest Husband,

You know I love you with every ounce of me. You know I love your sweet caresses. However, if you keep yanking the blanket away from me at night while I'm trying to sleep, I'll fart on your pillow and give you pink eye!

Love you lots,
Weenie