Sunday, December 20, 2009

The Mexicans of Japan are Filipino

****WARNING: Racist comments below. Read at your own risk!
This is what I want for Christmas: a Filipino maid!

Filipinos are like the Mexicans of Japan. Let me explain: in the States, Mexican men are usually hired as day laborers, construction workers, and trash picker-uppers. And, their Mexican wives are usually maids, nannies, office cleaners, and so on. In Japan, it is common to see Filipinos fulfilling these types of jobs. Keep in mind, I'm generalizing here. And, since I'm a half-ass Mexican, I can say these things and get away with it; however, if you don't like what I'm saying, please feel free to leave me hate messages below. Thanks!

Moving on!

For Christmas, I hope Santa brings me a really sweet, kind, well groomed, middle aged, Filipino woman to clean my apartment. I hope she calls me Miss or Ma'am and listens to me, following my instructions to the T. Is that too much to ask? I think not!

Oh, please, please, Santa! I've been a good girl, sort of!


Anonymous said...

I had friends that were Air Force in the Phillipines, and they ALL had maids there. They cost next to nothing.

Med. Sized D

Weenie said...

I know, I know! All my friends have cleaning ladies here. I really want one, but Husband thinks it's a waste of money. But, then again, Husband doesn't do much cleaning, either. I just think about how nice it would be to come home to a nice, clean apartment that I didn't have to clean! Sounds like heaven!