Weenie: "Hey, how many pairs of underpants should I bring for Jude on our trip to Thailand?"
Husband: "Bring 5 and then turn them inside out, and he can wear them again for another 5 days."
Weenie: "Really?"
Husband: "Yep, that's my plan, and I'll go commando a couple of days, too."
Weenie: "Really?!"
Husband: "Yep, when I'm on vacation I like to free-ball it."
Weenie: "Ew!"
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Toto, we ain't in Texas anymore!
"the misadventures of a midget mexican momma living in japan, who was evacuated back to Texas after the March 11th earthquake, who has since returned to Japan"
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About Me
- Weenie
- I'm a 4 foot 10 inch asthmatic Hispanic momma now living in Japan. ****But was evacuated after the March 11th earthquake and currently homeless in Texas!***The State Department allowed us to return to Japan on April 14th, so I'm back in Japan, where I belong!
Why the blog?
People seem to find my mishaps entertaining, so thus the blog begins. And, I have been encouraged to start a blog so people can keep up with us in Japan. I have had this creative bug in my ear telling me to do this for a while, but I could never bring myself to do it. By starting a blog, I feel like I'm going to the beach in a thong for the first time without a bikini wax! It is kind of scary to lay it all out there for the world to see and to judge.
My world is filled with hilarious moments that I can't wait to share. I hope you enjoy what I have to say and can laugh with me on a regular basis. After all, we could all use a little laughter in this God forsaken world.
Welcome to Weenie's World!
My world is filled with hilarious moments that I can't wait to share. I hope you enjoy what I have to say and can laugh with me on a regular basis. After all, we could all use a little laughter in this God forsaken world.
Welcome to Weenie's World!
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“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
~Dr. Seuss
~Dr. Seuss
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