Today I ran into Jude's kindergarten teacher. This was our conversation:
Teacher: "I have to tell you what happened today at school."
Weenie: "Uh-oh, I'm sorry for whatever he did!"
Teacher: "It wasn't bad...it was just interesting..."
Teacher: "Today at rest time, Jude was talking to his friend. After the conversation, his friend came up to me and asked me what testicles are."
Weenie: "Oh crap. Sorry!"
Teacher: "So I called Jude over and asked what he was doing. His reply, 'I was being bad.'"
Weenie: "Sorry. We use the anatomically correct words for our body parts. Sorry!"
Teacher: "I was just impressed that Jude could say a three syllable word!"