Huh?

Jude:  "Hey mom!  Happy Cinco de Mario Day!"

Weenie:  "What?"

Jude:  "Happy Cinco de Mario day!  I learned that in Spanish class today!"

Weenie:  "What does that mean?"

Jude:  "I have no idea."

***As you can see, we are bad, brown, little people.  We failed to teach our kid about May 5th.  I guess if we were real Mexicans maybe we would have done a better job.  But seeing as how we are only Hispanic people from Texas, I don't feel so bad about it!