This was my conversation with Jude while he was sitting on the toilet taking a poo:
Jude: "Hey mommy!"
Weenie: "Yes, what is it?"
Jude: "If you hold in a fart for a long, long time, will your butt hole explode?"
Weenie: "Um, I don't think so."
Jude: "Really, why not?"
Weenie: "Sweetheart, I don't think you ever have to worry about your butt hole exploding."
Jude: "Well, that's good to know!"
***Just another day in Weenie's world!