Potty Talk

This was my conversation with Jude while he was sitting on the toilet taking a poo:

Jude:  "Hey mommy!"

Weenie:  "Yes, what is it?"

Jude:  "If you hold in a fart for a long, long time, will your butt hole explode?"

Weenie:  "Um, I don't think so."

Jude:  "Really, why not?"

Weenie:  "Sweetheart, I don't think you ever have to worry about your butt hole exploding."

Jude:  "Well, that's good to know!"

***Just another day in Weenie's world!