My Stay-Puff-Marshmallow-Kid at Fujiten Ski Resort

If you look closely, you can see the booger in his nose!

Inside the snow fort.

Fuji-san

I took this picture this weekend on our way to Fujiten Ski Resort.

Potty Talk

This was my conversation with Jude while he was sitting on the toilet taking a poo:

Jude:  "Hey mommy!"

Weenie:  "Yes, what is it?"

Jude:  "If you hold in a fart for a long, long time, will your butt hole explode?"

Weenie:  "Um, I don't think so."

Jude:  "Really, why not?"

Weenie:  "Sweetheart, I don't think you ever have to worry about your butt hole exploding."

Jude:  "Well, that's good to know!"

***Just another day in Weenie's world!

Voiceless

The unthinkable has happened...I lost my voice.  Can you imagine that?  Me, unable to speak.  It's my worst nightmare!  However, Jude and Husband are probably happy as can be because they don't have to listen to me right now.

I had a cold last week with a nasty cough and sore throat.  I had a slight fever for a couple of days.  Nothing serious.  But then we went camping this weekend, and then I woke up feeling like dookie and voiceless.

So, as a result, I had to cancel my classes.  But, I'm tired of sitting at home, so I'm going to attempt to teach today.  I hope they don't send me home!

It's snowing

So, this morning when I woke up I knew I had to run.  My half marathon schedule dictates that I run 4 miles today, but when I looked out the window, it looked like it was raining.  (Rain plus 36 degrees equals hypothermia!)  But, luckily, it started to snow and sleet, so I thought what the hell.  I geared up and headed out.  And I have to tell you, it wasn't that bad out there.  I had on 3 layers and was warm.

The only bad part was when the wind was blowing snow and sleet right into my eyes, blinding me.  I never knew snow could sting when it gets into your eyes!  But I think we have toxic snow here courtesy of all the pollution.  So, if I go blind in a few days, you'll know why!

Earthquake

We had a small earthquake Saturday, and I actually felt it.  I was in the shower when it happened, and it freaked me out a little.  I was worried that if it was the big one, I'd have to run out of my building butt-ass naked with all my goodies flapping in the wind.  Good thing it was just a small one!