My Misadventures

Instagram pics

2012-02-03T09:26:00.000+09:00

Here are a few pictures I took with my iPhone last week:

I took this picture at the Tama Zoo- one of our favorite places in Tokyo!

Last week it snowed. I took this at 7 AM near the park near my apartment building.

My kiddo trying to make a snow angel.

Moving

2012-01-29T14:40:00.000+09:00

It's officially unofficial that we will be moving to Georgia this summer. We haven't gotten all the paperwork, yet, but Husband is expected to be at his new job by August 22nd. And since Jude's school starts on August 1st, we hope to be there and settled before school starts. We hope to leave Japan the first week of July or so.

Keep in mind, these dates could change.

So we have about 5 months left in the Land of the Rising Sun! I can't believe it. I wish time would pass a little slower, so I can take it all in just a little more!

4 EARTHQUAKES BACK TO BACK

2012-01-28T08:31:00.000+09:00

Within the span of about 20 minutes, we have had 4 FUCKING EARTHQUAKES this morning--the largest was a 5.5 magnitude in Yamanashi prefecture. What the fuck?! I'm seriously on edge right now! Our building swayed and our glass cabinets rattled and shook, nothing broke. We are fine, but I think I'll be spending the day outside! WHAT THE FUCK?!

1st one of the morning at 7:44 AM Tokyo time. Our windows shook and cabinets rattled!

Four minutes later, another one! A 5.5 magnitude, but we felt it as a 2 here. Our building seriously swayed!

Six minutes later, another one! I nearly shit my pants!

And another one!

SHIT!

Imminent

2012-01-26T18:28:00.000+09:00

"TOKYO (AP) — A new study is warning that Tokyo has a 70 percent chance of being hit by a powerful magnitude-7 earthquake within four years.

The study published Monday by University of Tokyo seismologist based the warning on an increase in seismic activity in the region since last year's March 11 disaster, when a magnitude-9 quake and subsequent tsunami along Japan's northern coast left nearly 20,000 people dead or missing.

The group said the number of moderate earthquakes in Tokyo increased sevenfold in the six-month period after March 11 compared with the previous six months, leading to the prediction.

Japan is one of the world's most earthquake-prone countries. Tokyo's last major quake was the 1923 Great Kanto Earthquake that killed 140,000 people."

The article can be found here.

Cover up

2012-01-26T13:30:00.000+09:00

I read this article today about Japan and its nuclear disaster. You can read it here.

I'm trying not to focus on the fact that my family could have possibly been contaiminated by radiation following the massive March 11th quake. I try not to think about what that radiation could possibly be doing to my body or my son's body. I try not to focus on the fact that the situation at the Fukushima-Dai-ichi plant is still dangerous. I try not to worry about the Japanese food we eat and whether or not it will be discovered to contain radiation. I try to ignore the reports of future radiation possibly becoming air born in pollen this spring. I try not to worry about any of it. I just try to keep thinking about effing unicorns and effing rainbows, praying we are fine. That's right. Rainbows and unicorns.

Just breathe

2012-01-24T11:13:00.000+09:00

24 hours

2012-01-23T18:33:00.000+09:00

Husband will be back in my arms in 24 hours, but who's counting? Oh, did I forget to tell you? Husband has been gone for about a week. We was on a business trip and will be returning tomorrow.

Even after almost 9 years of marriage, I still miss him when he's gone. Even though I have a 7 year old, spastic monkey sleeping in my bed, it's not the same. I miss the warmth and comfort only his daddy can provide.

Thankfully, I only have 24 more hours to go.

Go with the flow

2012-01-23T18:23:00.000+09:00

Recently I've been feeling overwhelmed with all that's about to change. But I'm trying to stay positive--for Jude's sake. I'm trying to focus on all the great things and not dwell on the negative. I know that no matter what happens, everything will work out for the best, because that's what always happens.

Saturday Sushi

2012-01-22T15:05:00.000+09:00

Yesterday Jude and I had lunch at our favorite sushi restaurant (Husband is out of town for work). We couldn't help but take advantage of the photo op.

(Photos taken with my iPhone.)

Drowning

2012-01-21T08:55:00.000+09:00

With the upcoming move back to the U.S., I'll be faced with tons of daunting choices to make: where to live, to work or not to work, where to send Jude to school, what kind of car to buy, what kind of washer and dryer do we need, what new furniture do we need, what can we do without, what church to join, what activities will Jude continue, etc.

All of these choices are overwhelming me, and I feel like I've been thrown into the deep end, unable to swim.

The journey back to me

2012-01-19T15:43:00.000+09:00

I used to be wild and crazy, full of passion and curiosity, but most of all, just so completely full of passion. But it seems lately I've taken on the role of mother and wife, forgetting who I am--forgetting what I need and want.

I haven't thought about who I am in a long time. I usually don't have the time to sit around and think about myself, but a recent conversation with a friend brought me back into focus-- into perspective. It seems I have been lost, hidden under those labels I have created for myself. I've pushed aside all my needs and desires, never taking the time to consider what I need or want. I guess as mothers and wives we often do this-- placing all the emphasis on the external (our children, our husbands, our jobs), and we neglect the internal, until it erupts and grabs hold of us by the throat, refusing to let go until we examine it closely. Then we realize just how far we've fallen and wonder if we can ever return to who we were, wondering if we are too far gone to make that journey back, wondering if the journey is even still worth it anymore-- to become who we used to be, wondering if it's even possible to find what once existed.

Instagram pics

2012-01-19T08:37:00.000+09:00

Empty train in Tokyo.

Traditional Japanese New Year's food prepared for me by my friend on New Year's day.

My family and I on New Year's day visiting a shrine in Ome, Tokyo, Japan.

I drive over this bridge every Friday on my way to teach in Hino, Tokyo, Japan.

Here is a glimpse of my world in Japan.

Our new home...maybe

2012-01-18T18:40:00.000+09:00

This week we were notified that we MIGHT be moving to a small town in central Georgia. The paperwork hasn't gone through, yet, but Husband is convinced we will be moving there. Let's just say I am less than excited. In fact, I would rather stay here and endure earthquakes, tsunamis, radiation, typhoons, volcanoes, and floods than move to a small town in the middle of nowhere.

I was hoping Husband would be transferred somewhere in Texas, where we could be closer to our friends and family members, but it seems we will have to spend another 2-3 years away from our peeps.

I know. I know. I should be thankful I'm moving back to America, but I ain't. I know Japan. I know this area of Japan, and I love it. I have everything I need here, and I'm happy here. I've spent the last 4 1/2 years getting to know this wonderful country and its people. I've gotten used to life here in Japan. Jude doesn't even remember living in America. We moved here one month after Jude's 3rd birthday, and he's forgotten about his home in Texas. To him, Japan is his home. He, too, doesn't want to leave this extraordinary land.

I'm not saying Georgia, USA is bad. I'm just saying that I don't care for small town living. I prefer big cities. Remember, I'm from Houston, Texas--the most awesomest place in Texas. I like big cities because they provided you with so many options, and I like options.

But I know I don't have a choice in the matter. That's how my life works. I gave up everything to marry my husband and follow him around the world, and it's a choice I don't regret; however, I wish Georgia wasn't on my mind.

How Japan has changed me

2012-01-08T14:31:00.000+09:00

When I moved to Japan, over 4 years ago, I was pretty set in my ways. I didn't like change, and I was naive about how the world worked.

In the last 4 years, I've seen amazing things and met amazing people.

But living in Japan has made me more aware of the world around me.

1. I'm not so quick to judge.
2. I'm so thankful for everything I have because I know it can all be taken away in an instant. I've seen those in the Tohoku area of Japan lose it all in the tsunami on 3/11/11.
3. I've learned that all mothers in the world are similar: we all want the best for our kids.
4. I don't take certain things for granted anymore, especially space. Here in Japan space is so hard to come by. Everything is miniature, including apartments, streets, drinks, cars, parking spaces, etc.
5. I'll never complain about prices in the U.S. again! I just paid almost 8 dollars for 6 apples! One mango was almost 5 dollars! Everything in Japan is so freaking expensive!
6. I've learned how to recycle just about everything and re-purpose things.
7. I'll never take the stable ground of Texas for granted again! (Once I leave Japan, I hope to never feel an earthquake again...for as long as I live!)
8. I've become a very adventurous eater. Raw or cooked, it doesn't really matter anymore.
9. I know how difficult it can be when you are illiterate and don't speak the language!
10. I don't sweat the small things because I know I can't control very much. I've learned to just go with the flow and take whatever comes my way.
11. I'll never complain about traffic in the U.S. again! Nothing is worse than an 8 hour traffic jam!
12. I'll never need a navigation system. If I can navigate through the confusing streets of Japan, I can navigate anywhere unassisted!
13. I consider any flight under 7 hours to be a short flight!
14. I carry my own cloth grocery bags with me.
15. In regards to fashion, anything goes!
16. I like using public transportation, especially trains!
17. I carry my own personal hand towel with me because most restrooms don't have paper towels.
18. I've learned to not make trash, because chances are there won't be any trash cans to through your trash away, so you have to carry it with you until you get home.
19. I've become an expert at using chopsticks.
20. Free parking! There ain't none in Japan!

Realization

2012-01-03T09:53:00.000+09:00

1. The next time I see my Christmas decorations I'll be living in another country.

2. This is my last winter, Christmas and New Years that I will spend in Japan.

3. My next birthday will be celebrated in America!

4. Jude's next birthday will be celebrated is America!

5. Husband's next birthday will be celebrated in America!

6. Next New Years I will not be going to a Japanese Shrine with a million other Japanese, nor will I be eating traditional Japanese New Year's food.

Change is coming!

Again

2012-01-01T15:14:00.000+09:00

We just had another earthquake. A 7.0 about 300 miles off the coast of Japan. Our apartment rocked and rumbled for about 40 seconds. The cabinets rattled and shook but nothing fell. We experienced it here at a 4.0 magnitude.

I tell you, there is never a dull moment here. NEVER! I'm so over earthquakes. SERIOUSLY!

Now we are waiting for aftershocks. No tsunami warning has been issued.

http://www.jma.go.jp/en/quake/20120101143715391-011428.html

2012

2012-01-01T09:55:00.000+09:00

Happy New Year!

I'm happy to say goodbye to 2011 and to bring in 2012 with great friends, food and fun.

2011 was a crazy year to say the least, especially with the earthquake, tsunami, typhoon, and BOMB!

2011 was wild ride that kept me on my toes. I hope 2012 is boring and uneventful. I've had enough excitement. Really! Enough!

2012 will bring change...lots of change. In case you didn't know, my family and I will be relocating back to the states sometime in July. Husband's job here is almost done. We aren't sure where Husband's job will send us next, but we do know it's somewhere stateside.

And as much as I love it here in Japan, I'm ready to go back. I'm ready to join the real world again and be close to family and friends. I'm really, really ready to shop at Target and go eat at Luby's Cafeteria whenever I want. It's the simple things in life that most people take for granted that I miss most.

So let the countdown begin: 6 months left in the land of the rising sun!

On missing Christmas in Texas

2011-12-20T15:48:00.000+09:00

This will be our 5th Christmas in Japan, and I'm feeling really, really homesick. I would like nothing more than to be in Texas, celebrating this wonderful time of year with family and friends--to exchange presents, to spend time chatting, to eat amazing Tex-Mex foods together, to go to church together, to be thankful together. Instead, I'm here in Japan trying my best to do all of these things on my own. I'm trying to give my kid the best Christmas I can, but it's hard to do when there are no outside signs that it is Christmas time. Remember, most Japanese people are not Christian; therefore, Christmas isn't really celebrated here. It's a day like any other.

So to all my peeps back in Texas, enjoy the great tasting food and the wonderful friends and family members you get to hold tight and the wonderful Christmas lights and the fanciful decorations and the love you feel as you celebrate Christmas, because right now I would give anything for that!

Letter to Santa

2011-12-17T08:45:00.000+09:00

Jude: "Hey mom, I'm going to write a letter to Santa and tell him exactly what I want for Christmas."

Weenie: "Great idea. And what exactly do you want for Christmas?"

Jude: "Well, I want a Death Star Planetarium and a mummy...a Chinchorro Mummy to be exact."

Weenie: "Sweetheart, Santa and his elves make toys, and if you are a good boy you'll get your Death Star Planetarium. But Santa does not go around killing people and mummifying them so he can deliver them to you under your Christmas tree. Mummies are dead people, and Santa will not bring you your very own mummy, no matter how many times you ask for one. And Santa will not go and take a Chinchorro mummy from a museum and give it to you for Christmas."

Jude: "But I've been a really good boy!"

Weenie: "I know, you've been an excellent boy. But Santa makes toys not mummies!"

Jude: "That sucks! I guess when I grow up I'll have to be a curator of a mummy museum."

Weenie: "Now that sounds like a good idea."

On love and marriage

2011-12-15T13:39:00.001+09:00

Love is a complicated thing. That's for sure! And it seems that this year has been a very tumultuous year for love and marriage.

This year we (Husband and I) have witnessed the end of 8 different marriages. Husbands have cheated, wives have cheated, ex-wives have been assaulted, best friends have stolen husbands, wives got tired of their useless husbands sitting around doing nothing, etc. In total, since Husband and I have been married (almost 9 years now), we have watched as 15 couples have gotten divorced (some are still in the process). Crazy, huh?!

Some of our friends and co-workers are currently working on their 3rd husband/wife. And I'm not sure if this is a cross-section of what's going on in America or if we just have a bunch a friends who have been unlucky in love. But, either way, I'm shocked that so many people we know have had failed marriages.

What happened to for better or for worse? What happened to to love and cherish from this day forward until death do us part? What happened to all of that?!

Look, I'm a hopeless romantic. My mom and dad have been married for over 40 years. Same goes for Husband's parents. Both Husband and I grew up in houses where those vows were taken seriously and still are.

I know not every day of married life will be filled with rainbows and pink ponies and rose petals and kisses and hot hotel sex. I know that! And I hope I never fall out of love. But if I do, I hope Husband looks past that and loves me enough for the both of us. I hope he will love me in my worst moments, and I hope I will always cherish him and respect him and honor him...no matter what.

Look, I understand some people shouldn't be together. I get that. I understand that some people are abusive and hateful and mean and ugly. I get that, too. And those people shouldn't be married, ever!

So, if you are considering marriage, please don't go into it lightly with high expectations of a fairy tale life where everything is peachy and wonderful all that time. I assure you, that don't exist. And don't get married if you have a bad feeling about it, or if you don't agree on the basics like money, how to raise your future kids, religion, etc. And don't get married if you don't have respect for one another.

Marriage doesn't equal happiness, and it seems lately that marriage brings out the worst in people.

November books

2011-12-14T10:41:00.000+09:00

These are the books I read this month.

Since I was a nanny in a former life, I found this book to be entertaining, fun and heartfelt. It was an easy read, and I highly recommend it. This was an enjoyable guilty pleasure. In fact, I'm going to read the sequel this month, and I can't wait. If you haven't read this book, you should. (Don't bother watching the movie! The book is WAY better!)

This book was WAY better than the movie. In fact, the book was touching, realistic, convincing, but depressing at times. I found myself crying on the plane to Thailand as I read this book. It's a great love story, but a little weepy at times. I don't recommend reading this book in public! You'll be a hot mess, if you do!

I usually really, really enjoy books written by Jodi Picoult. However, this book was boring, hard to get through and seemed too cheesy. This book is set in Arizona and lots of Native American folklore is incorporated into the novel, making it seem hokey, with a lot mystical mumbo-jumbo crap. I tried to get through it, but I gave up. I don't recommend this one. At all!

What are you reading?

Dinner at my place

2011-12-14T09:48:00.000+09:00

Okay, so I live in Japan. Duh! So, you probably think I eat raw fish everyday along with miso soup and rice. Well, you'd be wrong. Even though I live in Japan, I still eat typical American food most days. I try to give my kid all the comforts of home by creating delicious American staples.

Last night for dinner I made fresh artisan (no knead) bread and beef stew.

I started the bread around 1:30 PM. I mixed the flours (2 cups unbleached white and 1 cup whole wheat), 2 tablespoons sugar, 1 teaspoon salt, 2 tablespoons rosemary infused olive oil, 1 1/2 cups warm water and 1 1/2 teaspoons of quick rising yeast, and I let everything rise.

This is what it looks like after you mix all the ingredients together. It's a sticky, gooey mess!

After you mix up all the yummy goodness, you let it sit for about 2 hours. After that, you remove it from the bowl and flour it, folding it on itself about 5 times. Then, you let it rise another 2 hours.

This is what it will look like sitting on your counter rising.

After is rises, prepare your cooking vessel. I use my Pampered Chef Deep Covered Baker (DCB) for this particular recipe. I coat the DCB with olive oil and place it in a 425 degree oven for 20 minutes. Then, when the DCB is really hot, I dump in the dough. I bake the dough for 30 minutes covered and then 10 minutes uncovered.

This is the final product.

When the bread is baking in the oven, your house will smell amazing! It's like the bread is teasing you the entire time it's in the oven. So once the bread is out, we usually devour the whole thing. I usually pair the bread with a dipping oil, but last night I made beef stew.

Sorry the picture isn't that great, but I was too hungry to screw with the camera. And please excuse the bowl. I don't normally eat out of my kid's dishes, but I didn't want to eat too much beef stew, knowing I was about to eat half a loaf of bread.

Here's a picture of my kid chowing down on his yummy, home cooked, American style dinner. I tried to get him to smile at the camera, but he was too busy eating.

Some things never change

2011-12-13T10:02:00.000+09:00

Even though I'm a married woman with a 7 year old son, who travels the world and has new amazing adventures often, sometimes I still feel like that same insecure 14 year old girl I used to be. You know, the one without boobs who used to sit in her bedroom wondering what the hell is going on. Always wondering why everything was so dark and gray even when the Texas sky was shining so blue and bright.

Only in Japan

2011-12-11T09:51:00.000+09:00

I just think that with the rising cost of health care, employers should encourage employees to eat healthy and maintain a healthy weight in order to remain healthy. This makes sense to me, and seems like a good idea.

Your thoughts?

Arigato

2011-12-08T18:47:00.000+09:00

The bomb went boom without a boom

2011-12-07T16:06:00.000+09:00

I'm happy to report that the bomb was detonated and everything is back to normal. However, I didn't hear a thing when it went boom. I was waiting for a shake, rattle, boom, ka-boom, anything, but I got nothing. Nada! I'm glad everyone is safe and the situation was handled quickly with no injuries, but I'm disappointed I didn't get to hear a thing.

And just so you know, today (December 7) is the day Pearl Harbor was attacked back in 1941. Kind of ironic, huh?!

A bomb!

2011-12-07T08:29:00.000+09:00

No kidding! Some construction workers found an old bomb buried in the soil near my apartment-- a couple of blocks away to be exact. I know, what are the chances, right?! Well, actually, it's quite common for construction workers to find old, un-exploded, WWII bombs here in Japan, especially in Tokyo prefecture. Remember, the U.S. bombed the crap out of this area back during WWII, and, well, not all of the bombs went boom! So here we are dealing with them now. Like, right now!

Some special folks have been brought in to deal with the bomb, and they intend to blow it up in place around 1 PM today. My building shouldn't be evacuated but a lot of other buildings nearby will be. And my local grocery store and post office will also be closed today as we wait for the thing to go boom.

The old bomb was discovered yesterday when construction workers were digging in the ground. As soon as it was discovered, streets were blocked off and traffic came to a halt. I had no idea what was going on for about an hour. At that time, I was trying to pick up Jude from school. My normal drive to Jude's school is about 7 minutes. However, yesterday it took about 45 minutes! I was pissed at first because I had NO IDEA what the hell was going on. When I later discovered the cause for the road closures, I didn't mind being delayed. After all, I'd hate to be the one to go boom!

So, today should be a fun filled day as I listen around 1 PM for the bomb to go off.

I just hope all those trying to keep us safe will stay safe, too!

I know, earthquakes, tsunamis, nuclear disasters and now a freaking bomb! I can't wait to live a boring life again in America!

I can't make this shit up!

We're back from Thailand and Singapore

2011-12-04T09:42:00.000+09:00

Sorry I haven't posted in such a long time, but we were busy traveling. We were gone 10 days, and it has taken several days to recover and get things back in order.

We had an amazing trip! No, seriously, AMAZING! If you have the money, YOU SHOULD GO TO THAILAND! Like, NOW! REALLY! GO! You WON'T be disappointed! I promise!

Since I took over 1,500 pictures on our trip, it's hard for me to pick my favorites, but we'll start with these.

Similan Island Tour

James Bond Island Tour with Running Babe

Khao Sok National Forest Tour

The beach at sunset.

Jude buried in the sand.

Our beach during the day.

China Town in Singapore

Husband and Jude in China Town in Singapore.

Packing

2011-11-16T19:41:00.001+09:00

Weenie: "Hey, how many pairs of underpants should I bring for Jude on our trip to Thailand?"

Husband: "Bring 5 and then turn them inside out, and he can wear them again for another 5 days."

Weenie: "Really?"

Husband: "Yep, that's my plan, and I'll go commando a couple of days, too."

Weenie: "Really?!"

Husband: "Yep, when I'm on vacation I like to free-ball it."

Weenie: "Ew!"

Baking Bread

2011-11-14T10:15:00.001+09:00

Sometimes I get a hair up my ass and decide to do things I might not normally do. And, well, this weekend I thought I'd bake fresh bread and make a pumpkin pie. Since we are living in Japan, I feel like I'm missing out on all the great things about fall. I miss pumpkin patches, bails of hay, hay rides, flowering mums, fresh baked pies and so on. So, I decided to bring a little bit of home, home. Here is the result:

I will NEVER buy bread again!

I know, I'm the brown Betty Crocker, biatches!

Around town

2011-11-14T10:05:00.000+09:00

The other day I visited a local market just as they were opening. I would tell you the name of this place, but I'm an ignorant foreigner and still can't read Japanese. But I can show you the pictures I took.

My AT-AT is bigger than yours

2011-11-14T09:58:00.000+09:00

Jude raked in some major cash for his birthday and decided to splurge by buying a big ass AT-AT. If you are a Star Wars fan, you know what I'm talking about. If you aren't, you probably could care less!

I'm not sure who was happier to get this, Jude or Husband.

So, a big THANK YOU to BJ, Lola, and YaYa for the birthday money. You have made Jude and Husband so very happy!

Girls Night Out

2011-11-14T09:37:00.000+09:00

On Thursday, I went out with a great group of ladies. We had a nice dinner, had a few drinks and sang a little karaoke. Since I was recovering from gastrointestinal distress, I didn't drink. Okay, I did have a few sips of beer, but that was it.

Orange picking field trip

2011-11-14T09:26:00.000+09:00

Last week I went on a field trip with Jude's class. We went orange picking and had a great time. Thankfully, I did't have to smack any children, even though I wanted to!

Here are a few pictures from the event:

On Halloween

2011-11-14T09:16:00.000+09:00

Japanese people do not celebrate Halloween and don't know much about it, so I decided to tell my students about it and let them carve pumpkins. Since most of them had never carved a pumpkin before, they were giddy with excitement as they made their own jack-o'-lanterns.

So, yes, I got paid to teach my students how to make jack-o'-lanterns. Man, I love this country!

30 Days of Denim- Day 30

2011-11-06T13:37:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

This is what I wore yesterday:

T-Shirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Sweater: New York & Company

Jeans: Gap (bought in Japan)

Earrings: Lia Sophia

Necklace: (bought in Japan)

Shoes: Crocs

Yesterday we attended Oktoberfest and a birthday party. We met some great new folks, and I'm sure we'll be hanging out with them again. They are new to Japan, and I can't wait to show them the ropes.

Oh, and I'm finished with my 30 Days of Denim. Yea, me!

Wearing denim for 30 days was actually pretty easy for me. Since I don't have a dress code for work, I think that helped too!

Now I'm looking around the web to see what I can do for the next 30 days. Have any ideas? I was thinking maybe 30 days of Crockpot meals or 30 days of exercise or 30 days of thanks or 30 days of learning, where I learn something new for 30 days, or 30 days of organizing.

Let me know what you think my new project should be.

30 Days of Denim- Day 29

2011-11-06T13:12:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is what I wore Friday:

T-Shirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Sweater: Banana Republic (bought in Japan)

Jeans: Gap (bought in Japan)

Jewelry: Lia Sophia

Shoes: Crocs

Friday I taught my little kids' English class. I have about 6 Japanese kids in that class, ranging in age from 2-4 years old. It's like trying to wrestle rabid monkeys. But at least it pays well!

30 Days of Denim- Day 28

2011-11-06T13:03:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is what I wore on Thursday:

Camisole: New York & Company

Sweater: (bought in Japan)

Jeans: Uniqlo (bought in Japan)

Earrings: Um, I forgot where I got these, but I know it was at a Stateside mall.

Necklace: Hard Off (Japanese recycle shop)

Shoes: Wilson (bought in Japan)

I had to work on Thursday.

On another note, Jude and I were 20 minutes late to Jude's swim lesson (that lasts 30 minutes), because the kid had to take a 40 minute dump! I have no idea why it takes my kid so effing long to poo. It's ridiculous! If I had a dollar for every minute I have to wait on my kid to empty his bowels, I'd be one rich bitch!

30 Days of Denim- Behind the scenes

2011-11-06T12:50:00.000+09:00

This is what happens every night when Husband is taking my picture for this useless blog:

my crazy-ass kid jumps in front of the camera about half a dozen times. Why, you ask? Because he can!

30 Days of Denim- Day 27

2011-11-04T16:39:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is Tuesday's outfit:

Shirt: H & M (bought in Japan)

Pants: New York & Company

Jean Jacket: Uniqlo

Jewelry: Lia Sophia

Shoes: Gap (bought in Japan)

In case you haven't noticed, I like to wear Lia Sophia jewelry a lot. No, I mean a WHOLE lot! Like, I'm practically addicted to the stuff. No. Seriously! Just ask Husband!

Lia Sophia jewelry is sold like Tupperware or Pampered Chef. A representative comes to your house and has a party with you and your closest friends. Then you look through the catalog and buy a bunch of stuff, and then it comes to you in the mail. Since I have a couple of friends who sell it, I like to help them out.

You could say I'm a very, very, very good customer!

30 Days of Denim- Day 26

2011-11-01T18:20:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is today's outfit:

Tank Top: New York & Company

Sweater: Gap (bought in Japan)

Jean Skirt: Old Navy

Jewelry: Lia Sophia

Shoes: Crocs

Today it was about 70 degrees, so I thought I'd celebrate by wearing a skirt and shaving my legs.

My little zombie

2011-11-01T18:13:00.000+09:00

Jude had a blast last night scaring the crap out of people. When he made small children cry, he giggled with delight, and so did I.

We are the type of people who like blood and guts and gore on Halloween. We are all about being scared and scaring others. We usually spend the month of October trying to scare each other by throwing plastic roaches at each other or hiding behind things and jumping out when the other person least expects it. We watch horror movies and tell Jude to cover his eyes when the really scary part happens. We decorate our apartment with skulls and talking skeletons.

That's how we do Halloween!

30 Days of Denim- Day 25

2011-11-01T18:03:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is Monday's outfit:

Shirt: Old Navy

Jeans: Uniqlo (bought in Japan)

Jewelry: New York & Company

Shoes: Crocs

Yesterday was Halloween, and I spent the day volunteering at Jude's school, helping with their fall festivities. I was very well behaved, and I didn't smack any children, even though I wanted to several times.

***I look really fat in this picture. Maybe it's all the candy I stole from Jude's candy bag!

Thailand bound, again

2011-10-31T20:10:00.000+09:00

So, we have a great vacation planned for November. We'll be heading to Thailand again, and I can't wait. I just hope all the flooding in Bangkok doesn't ~~fuck~~ screw up our plans.

While we are on vacation, we're going to meet up with a good friend of ours. The only problem is my friend has had some work done. She's had a nip and a tuck and an implant inserted here and there-- if you know what I mean. Of course she looks amazing because she doesn't have an ounce of cellulite anywhere on her body. It has all been sucked out, literally! I'm usually not too self-conscious because I think I look alright. I mean, yes, I'm a little jiggly. And yes, my boobies hang a little lower than most. And yes, I've got a little pot belly. But, I don't believe I look that bad considering I'm a thirty-something, Hispanic, Tejana, who has pooped out a kid. However, you stand me next to her, and I look like a beached whale with saggy, banana boobs.

I know I shouldn't worry about how I look in a bathing suit standing next to her, but all of a sudden I do. I know. It's so stupid of me. And I know she achieved her look by having surgery and putting her life at risk for the sake of vanity. I know all of this, but my brain can't seem to turn off all of these insecurities.

I know perfection cannot be accomplished without surgery. I know putting one's life at risk for vanity is stupid. I know I can never look as good as her. I know all of this, but, yet, my mind keeps focusing on my jelly roll, muffin top, spare tire or whatever you want to call it. I see my thighs in the mirror, and I hear thunder. I see my deflated boobs, and I think of pancakes.

Oh, why is this vacation with her starting to stress me out?!

Well, here are a few pictures from our Thailand trip last year. I used Jude as my cover-up.

30 Days of Denim- Day 24

2011-10-30T18:46:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is yesterday's outfit:

Shirt: Banana Republic (bought in Japan)

Sweater: Gap (bough in Japan)

Jeans: Gap (bought in Japan)

Belt: Gap

Necklace: Lia Sophia and a Silver Necklace with an Amber Charm (I bought this necklace about 15 years ago, but I can't remember where.)

Earrings: Gift from Running Babe

Shoes: Crocs

Yesterday I got scalped, I mean, I got a much needed haircut. However, I think the hair stylist got a little carried away! Oh well, it's just hair and it will all grow back soon enough. Until then, I'll have to wear lots of makeup and jewelry, so I'm not mistaken for a pre-teen boy.

At least I don't look like Rod Stewart anymore!

30 Days of Denim- Day 23

2011-10-30T18:31:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is Friday's outfit:

T-Shirt: Petite Sophisticate

Knit Top: Seiyu (bought in Japan)

Jeans: Uniqlo (bought in Japan)

Jewelry: Lia Sophia

Shoes: Laura Ashley Kids'

Friday was a fun-filled day. I had to work in the morning so Jude had a play date. Then, I picked up Jude and his buddy and took them to McDonald's for lunch. They spent the afternoon pretending they were Jedi Knights, attacking evil doers.

30 Days of Denim- Day 22

2011-10-27T20:12:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is today's outfit:

Shirt: Gap

Sweater: United Colors of Benetton

Jeans: Gap (bought in Japan)

Scarf: Gap (bought in Japan)

Shoes: (bought in Japan)

Earrings: JCPenney (I know you can't see them, but I promise they are there! I really, really need a haircut!)

FYI: My jeans are not white. They are a very pale green. The lighting in my apartment sucks donkey balls! And my photo editing makes them look white, but they aren't. So, all you fashion Nazis out there who think I'm wearing white pants after Labor Day, well, you would be wrong! And besides, if I want to wear white pants after Labor Day, I will. I don't subscribe to any fashion rules. Obviously! I wear whatever the hell I want to whenever the hell I want to. That's how I roll!

And, yes, I'm wearing teal colored shoes. Yes, I know they don't match, but I like it that way. I like a little splash of color here and there.

30 Days of Denim- Day 21

2011-10-27T19:56:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is yesterday's outfit:

Shirt: (bought in Japan at a resale shop for about 2 bucks!)

Leggings: Danskin

Earrings: Pearls (They are really small and you can't see them because my hair is in the way, but YaYa bought them for me when I was 15 years old.)

Necklace: Lia Sophia

Shoes: Wilson (bought in Japan)

I totally need a haircut! My hair is somewhere between Rod Stewart's and Justin Bieber's. It's really out of control! Edward Scissorhands, I need your help!

30 Days of Denim- Day 20

2011-10-25T20:36:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is today's outfit:

Shirt: The Limited

Shorts: (bought in Japan)

Sweater: Gap (bought in Japan)

Earrings: Express

Sandals: Seiyu (bought in Japan)

Today was almost 80 degrees, and probably the last day of the year that I'll be able to wear shorts, so I wore shorts-- really SHORT shorts! And, no! My ass wasn't hanging out mainly because I have no ass. I have a back with a crack. You would think that since I'm Hispanic, I would have a nice, juicy ass like JLo. You know, like the kind of ass that needs its own zip code or the kind of ass that you can rest things on. But you'd be wrong. Really, really, really wrong! With a capital W-R-O-N-G!

I am so assless that I have ass envy. When I see a nice, firm, round ass, I get the urge to slap it. So, it's probably a good thing I'm assless, because if I had said ass, I'd be too preoccupied with slapping it that I'd never get anything done.

So, if you are endowed with a great bottom, wear tights and show it off. Work what your momma gave you! I would if I could!

On your 7th Birthday

2011-10-25T15:23:00.000+09:00

Dearest Jude,

I can't believe you are 7 years old. Where has the time gone? It seems like just yesterday we were changing your diapers and teaching you how to use silverware.

I know this past year was difficult for you with the earthquake and relentless aftershocks and evacuating back to the States and being homeless for a month and all that. It was difficult for your dad and me, too. And that's okay.

You don't know it yet, but those moments, when things were most stressful and crazy, those were the moments when you shined as bright as a star. It was during all the craziness when I realized just what a good, strong, kind, mature, charismatic kid you are. I mean, I've always known you are amazing, but during those stressful times, you came through to the other side tougher and stronger, like a champ-- so willing to go with the flow and take whatever it was that was coming your way. You made me proud--so very proud. In fact, you make me proud every day.

I know I tell you this all the time, but its true: of all the children in the world, I was lucky enough to get the best one...you!

Look, I'm not perfect and neither is your father, but we are two imperfect people who came together to create a perfect boy...you!

So, Happy Birthday, Sweet Boy!

Love,
Momma

30 Days of Denim- Day 19

2011-10-24T18:20:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is today's outfit:

Shirt: Reaction by Kenneth Cole

Khaki Pants: Gap

Jean Jacket: Uniqlo (bought in Japan (at a thrift shop for about 2 bucks))
Shoes: Crocs
Earrings: Gift from Husband

In case you didn't notice, I didn't have a Denim Day yesterday, and that's because I spent the whole day in my pajamas. Yep, that's right. I was bumming it yesterday in jammies. I don't do that often, but when I do, I love it!

30 Days of Denim- Day 18

2011-10-22T21:15:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is today's outfit:

Shirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Jeans: Gap (bought in Japan)

Leather Jacket: JW

Earrings: Lia Sophia

Necklace: New York & Company

Hat: H & M (bought in Japan)

Rain Boots: Capelli Kids'

Today was a rainy, dreary day. We attended Jude's soccer picnic (which was moved indoors), and he received a metal for all his hard work. After that, we went to our favorite recycle shop, searching for goodies. Then, Husband and I took a long nap, while Jude watched Star Wars Episode VI on Blue Ray (he got the entire set on Blue Ray for his birthday). When I woke up from my nap, my hair was jacked up! Seriously, jacked up! So, when we went to sing karaoke this evening, I put on the hat.

I know sometimes I wear too many accessories, but that's just me. I'm too much most of the time. I'm too loud, too opinionated, too mouthy, too stubborn, too mean, too much! I guess I over compensate for my small size. And, besides, accessories add flair, and you can never have too much flair!

My Little Jack-0-Lantern

2011-10-22T20:38:00.000+09:00

Just in time for Halloween, Jude lost his front tooth.

30 Days of Denim- Day 17 and Jude's Birthday

2011-10-21T21:24:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is today's outfit:

T-shirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Sweater: Gap (bought in Japan)

Jeans: Uniqlo (bought in Japan)

Jewelry: Gift from Husband

Shoes: Crocs

Today I had the day off. I spent most of the day getting things ready for Jude's birthday play date. Since Jude didn't want a birthday party this year, we thought we'd invite his friend over instead. So, I made a cake, bought gifts, met Jude for lunch, and hung out with him and his buddy after school. Jude and his friend played with his toys, went to the park, watched Star Wars, and we went out to eat for dinner. It was a fun filled day!

I'm pictured above with 2 of Jude's birthday presents. Yes, Star Wars has become my life, too!

Don't hate! Appreciate!

Here is what I look like without the Clone Trooper's helmet and gun, and without ANY photo editing:

30 Days of Denim- Day 16

2011-10-21T20:57:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is yesterday's outfit:

Shirt: (bought in Japan)

Sweater: Banana Republic (bought in Japan)

Jeans: (bought in Japan)

Boots: Nine West

Necklace: Lia Sophia

Earrings: (bought in Japan)

I had to work yesterday, and it was a chilly out, so I thought I'd wear boots, and pretend to be a grown up. Oh, wait. I am a grown up! Shit!

**And a special thanks to my photography team (which consists of Husband and Jude). Husband takes the pictures, and Jude tells me when I look like a dumb ass. Thanks guys for all your help!

30 Days of Denim- Day 15

2011-10-19T19:55:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is today's outfit:

Shirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Tank Top: New York & Company

Pants: (bought in Japan at a resale shop)

Jewelry: Lia Sophia

Sandals: Seiyu (bought in Japan)

Today I took the day off and accompanied Jude and his classmates on a field trip to a science museum and planetarium. By 2 PM, I was exhausted! All those little shits wore my ass out!

I don't understand how certain kids can act so badly while their parents sit back and don't do anything to correct said bad behavior. Why are certain parents so afraid to discipline their kids? I just don't get it.

Today, while on the field trip, I witnessed a first grader biting his mother after she threatened him. I was appalled! I can't even imagine my kid trying to bite me. That would never, ever happen! Never! Happen!

My kid knows how to behave and how to follow rules because I've taught him. I've stayed home with him and showed him what appropriate behavior is. He knows exactly what will happen to him if he fails to behave appropriately. He knows the wrath of his midget, Mexican momma!

I just don't get it. How do certain parents not know how to discipline their kids? How have they allowed their kids' behavior to get so out of control?!

All I know it that all my hard work has paid off, because my kid is so freaking amazing! He is, by far, the best behaved kid in his class, and he's a joy to be around. No, seriously! I like hanging out with my kid.

If you know him, you know just how cool he is!

30 Days of Denim- Day 14

2011-10-19T19:02:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is yesterday's outfit:

Shirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Sweater: Gap (bought in Japan)

Jeans: Uniqlo (bought in Japan)

Clogs: Dansko

Jewelry: Lia Sophia

Yesterday it was cool out, so I thought I'd wear a sweater and my red Dansko clogs. I mean, who doesn't love to wear clogs when it's cool out?! Right?!

30 Days of Denim- Day 13

2011-10-18T13:35:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is yesterday's outfit:

Shirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Skirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Jewelry: Lia Sophia

Shoes: Target (Kids')

On Sunday, I spent most of the day in my pajamas. The only time I ventured out was to go grocery shopping and this is what I wore. So, I recycled the outfit and wore it again yesterday. Technically, I wore this outfit on day 13 and 14, but I'm just going to count it for day 13. Cool?

Look, I hate washing clothes as much as I hate eating natto (fermented soybeans that have the consistency of boogers), but I know sometimes it has to be done. Therefore, I recycle or wear my clothes a couple of times before I wash them. Some of you may think I'm dirty for doing this, but if I don't sweat or stink it up, why should I wash it?! Right?! And I'm saving water and energy by wearing things a couple of times before I wash them. See?! So everyone wins! Mother Earth can thank me later!

30 Days of Denim- Day 12

2011-10-17T18:24:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is Saturday's outfit:

Dress: Gap (bought in Japan)

Tights: Danskin

Jacket: Target

Jewelry: (bought in Hawaii)

Shoes: Laura Ashley Kids'

Saturday was a busy day. We took a bunch of used items over to the local resale shop and they gave me 1,200 Yen for it! I love getting rid of crap and getting money for it. That makes me so happy!

Jude had his last soccer game scheduled for Saturday, but because of the rain, it was postponed until next weekend.

*****

By the way, as I'm typing this, Husband is playing the guitar and singing. My husband is so incredibly talented. It makes me so hot to hear him play the guitar. Seriously! I think I'll have to jump his bones later! (Wink, wink!)

A Lack of Trust

2011-10-16T08:28:00.000+09:00

Today I read an article from the New York Times. You can read it here.

Or here: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/15/world/asia/radioactive-hot-spots-in-tokyo-point-to-wider-problems.html?_r=1&scp=2&sq=Tokyo&st=cse

The article talks about areas of radioactivity that have been found in the Tokyo area.

"The government’s failure to act quickly, a growing chorus of scientists say, may be exposing many more people than originally believed to potentially harmful radiation. It is also part of a pattern: Japan’s leaders have continually insisted that the fallout from Fukushima will not spread far, or pose a health threat to residents, or contaminate the food chain. And officials have repeatedly been proved wrong by independent experts and citizens’ groups that conduct testing on their own."

We have been reassured, time and time again, that we are safe and in no danger. Supposedly, our water and air were tested to ensure our safety, but now I'm beginning to wonder if we were/are truly safe from radioactive contaminants.

Look, I don't really care about my own health. I've already got issues. We all know that! But, I'm really concerned about Jude. He's growing so fast, and he's so young! It would kill me if anything were to happen to him.

"The reports of hot spots do not indicate how widespread contamination is in the capital; more sampling would be needed to determine that. But they raise the prospect that people living near concentrated amounts of cesium are being exposed to levels of radiation above accepted international standards meant to protect people from cancer and other illnesses."

30 Days of Denim- Day 11

2011-10-14T20:03:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is today's outfit:

Shirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Sweater: Gap (bought in Japan)

Jeans: Uniqlo (bought in Japan)

Shoes: Gap (bought in Japan)

Necklace: Nine West

Today I look really, really short and squatty. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's the angle of the camera. (Note to self--don't wear these pants with these shoes, because they make you look like an oompah-loompah.)

30 Days of Denim- Day 10

2011-10-14T19:56:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is yesterday's outfit:

Tank Top: New York & Company

Shirt: New York & Company

Sweater: New York & Company

Jeans: New York and Company

Earrings and Necklace: Gift from YaYa (she bought this Turquoise set for me in Mexico).

Shoes: Seiyu (bought in Japan)

Sorry this post is a day late, but yesterday was a whirlwind of activity. Jude and his class performed in the Hispanic Heritage Celebration, and we didn't get home until much later than normal.

On another note, I'm thinking of quitting all my teaching jobs. I'm so frustrated with the fact that most of my students haven't learned anything I've taught them. Most of them have been at the same level for the past 20 years, and they don't make any effort to improve their English speaking skills. I keep trying and trying to get my students to improve, but they make no effort on their part. None! I feel like a hamster running on a wheel. I never seem to get anywhere, but I'm always running! So, in a way, I'm giving up.

Instead of teaching, I'll spend time volunteering at Jude's school and working on a few projects of my own.

30 Days of Denim- Day 9

2011-10-12T19:59:00.002+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is today's outfit:

Shirt: Old Navy
Pants: Target

Necklace: Lia Sophia

Earrings: Lia Sophis

Sandals: Target (from the grown ups' section)

Today I'm so stinking tired! So. Stinking. Tired.

Last night Jude almost had a case of the pukies, so I spent yesterday evening rubbing his belly. He was really nauseated, but, thankfully, he never threw up. Because, let me tell you, there is nothing worse than a little kid with a stomach bug. It's like they lose all control and become these little fire-hoses of vomit. Last time Jude had a tummy ache, my couch and I got covered in puke. Oh, the joys of motherhood!

On another note, PoPo (my dad) had knee replacement surgery today. I spoke to him this morning and he sounded great. He said he was doing fine. YaYa (my mom) is there by his side.

So between YaYa and PoPo, they have had 3 hip replacements, 2 shoulder replacements and now a knee replacement. Yes, I have bionic parents, and that makes them awesome! You should be jealous!

30 Days of Denim- Day 8

2011-10-11T20:11:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is today's outfit:

Shirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Sweater: Old Navy

Jeans: Gap Cropped (bought in Japan)

Necklace: Lia Sophia

Earrings: Gift from Husband

Bracelet: (bought in Thailand when we went elephant trekking in Phuket)

Sandals: Target (kids')

I was off again today because I had a doctor's appointment. Today I spent an hour with my ENT (Ears, Nose and Throat) Doctor, discussing all the benefits of getting my deviated septum fixed along with a rhinosplasty. So, this is my I-might-be-getting-a-nose-job outfit.

Yes, I'm vain. Duh!

But vain enough to get a nose job?! I'm still debating what to do.

30 Days of Denim- Day 7

2011-10-10T18:46:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is today's outfit:

Shirt: Gap 1969 (bought in Japan)

Shorts: New York & Company

Necklace: Lia Sophia

Earrings: Lia Sophina

Shoes: Target (kids')

In case you haven't noticed, I like to wear short shorts and short skirts. I figure since I still have nice looking legs, I better show them off while I can, because we all know someday I'll get a case of the cankles. But until then, I'm going to work what my momma gave me.

(I know some of you are going to Google the word cankles now. So, just click here. I've already done the work for you.)

30 Days of Denim- Day 6 (& day 7)

2011-10-10T18:11:00.001+09:00

30 Days of Denim

This is Saturday and Sunday's outfit:

Shirt: Freex (bought in Korea)

Shorts: Gap (bought in Japan)

Sun Glasses: Target

Hat: Spam (bought in Hawaii)

Shoes: New Balance (bought in Japan)

This weekend we went camping with Jude's Cub Scout Pack, and this is the outfit I wore both days. Since I didn't change my outfit, I'll call this Day 6, but, technically, both days my outfit consisted of denim shorts--the same denim shorts. And yes. I smelled like ass, but so did everyone else!

30 Days of Denim- Day 5

2011-10-10T17:41:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is Friday's outfit:

Shirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Shorts: New York & Company

Earrings: New York & Company

Bracelets: Nine West

Sandals: Seiyu (bought in Japan)

I was off Friday, and it was quite warm during the day-- almost 80 degrees, so I thought I'd wear shorts. But by the time the sun went down, I was regretting my decision!

Slacker

2011-10-09T16:16:00.000+09:00

I promise I haven't forgotten about my 30 days of Denim. But sometimes life gets in the way of this useless blog.

Friday my friend was here from Hong Kong, so we partied like it was 1999. Saturday morning Jude had a soccer game that they won, but we weren't really keeping score. Saturday afternoon we went camping with the Cub Scouts/Boy Scouts, and we just got home. I am exhausted. Who knew that trying not to choke young children could take so much out of me?!

And by the way, sleeping on the ground sucks big fat horse testicles!

I love my child very, very much, but next time there's a camp out, my ass is staying home, where I can sleep on my bed and not have to listen to 28 dads snoring in unison all night long! And no, I didn't have some giant orgy with a bunch of Cub Scout dads. Our camping area was quite small and all of our tents were only about 2 feet away from one another.

30 Days of Denim- Day 4

2011-10-06T19:47:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is today's outfit:

Shirt: The Limited

Skirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Sweater: Banana Republic (bought in Japan)

Earrings: Express

Necklace: Lia Sophia

Sandals: Target (yes, these are kids' shoes, too)

Since yesterday was cold and rainy, I was so excited when I woke up this morning and saw the sun. Today was about 25 degrees warmer than yesterday, so I thought I'd celebrate by wearing a mini skirt and sandals. I'm trying my best to hold on to the last warm days of the year, but I think I'm failing miserably.

And, yes, I wore this to work. I'm so lucky I can wear anything I want to work and no one gives a shit.

At the gym

2011-10-06T13:36:00.000+09:00

I hate to admit this in writing, but I haven't been running. The last time I ran was before the March 11th earthquake. The earthquake totally ~~fucked up my shit~~ screwed up my schedule, especially with the whole evacuation back to the States for 4 weeks, and worrying whether or not my kid was going to start glowing green and continue hiding under tables every time he heard a loud noise.

Now, it's not that I can't run. I'm just choosing not to.

So lately I've been going to the gym and working out. I've been doing Body Pump and a few other workout videos with a friend. Yes, I have friends.

Well, yesterday when I was working out, the foam mat I was lying on, while doing 80,000 crunches, smelled like stinky vagina. Seriously! I ain't joking! And, I promise, it wasn't my stinky vagina I was smelling or my upper lip!

No!

The last person who had used the mat must have had the nastiest smelling kooter ever and somehow managed to get their stinky kooter smell all over the foam mat I was using. It was so nasty I'm sure it would have gagged a maggot, assuming maggots can gag.

I thought about telling the Japanese guys that work at the gym in the front office area, but I didn't know what to say. Hey, this mat smells like rotten fish, wonna smell it?! Or maybe, um, this smells bad, can I throw it away? Or, hey, this mat smells like a stinky vajayjay, oh wait, you don't know what a vajayjay is, well, let me show you...

Can you believe it?! I'm at a loss for words. I'm not sure what to say or how to complain about the mat.

And if I do complain about the mat, I'm sure I'll always be remembered as the-very-small-brown-foreigner-who complained-about- the-stinky-vagina-smelling-mat. I'm not sure I want that label.

30 Days of Denim- Day 3

2011-10-05T19:53:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is today's outfit:

Shirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Pants: Gap Cropped Jeans (bought in Japan)

Rain Jacket: Costco (bought in Japan...so, yes, we have Costco in Japan and it's freaking awesome!)

Earrings and Necklace: Lia Sophia

Rain Boots: Capelli Kids (yes, these are children's rain boots...don't be jealous!)

Umbrella: (bought in Japan)

Okay, it's been raining all damn day! All. Damn. Day. And it's chilly out, too. My outfit reflects the current weather conditions. And yes, I wear children's leopard print rain boots, and I don't apologize for it. I wear them proudly, and I don't give a shit if you think I look silly. I like them, and they keep my feet warm, toasty and dry! So, there!

30 Days of Denim- Day 2

2011-10-04T19:23:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

This is what I wore today:

Shirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Pants: Boyfriend Jeans from Target

Sweater Thingy: Comfo-strain (bought in Japan)

Earrings and Necklace: Present from Husband

Shoes: Crocs with Rhinestone Jibbitz

I was hoping today's outfit would be more exciting, but since I didn't work today, I went with a comfy outfit. I mean, what's better than boyfriend jeans and Crocs?!

***I always wear the same Timex Ironman watch. I've worn the same watch every day since it was given to me by Big D over 4 years ago. It's my favorite watch, and I wear it no matter what. I know it's not very trendy or fashionable, but I don't give a crap. I like it! I have other watches, but why should I wear them when this one works perfectly and I never have to worry about it. After all, it's water resistant up to 100 meters!

30 Days of Denim- Day 1

2011-10-03T21:00:00.000+09:00

30 Days of Denim

Here is today's outfit. It's nothing special, but I did manage to get in 2 denim items: my jacket and my jeans. Woo-hoo! Since it was chilly out, I decided to add the scarf. I think it added a little pizzazz to my outfit.

Shirt: Gap (bought in Japan)

Pants: Seiyu-(like a Japanese Wal-mart) (bought in Japan)

Jacket: Target

Scarf: Seiyu (bought in Japan)

Earrings: Hoops from Nine West

Shoes: Laura Ashley Kids (that's right, I'm small enough to wear kids' shoes...don't be jealous!)

I'm going to try it

2011-10-03T11:27:00.000+09:00

I stumbled upon Holly's blog when Tara mentioned it in her blog. Yes, I know, I spend too much time reading other peoples' blogs. Whatever!

Holly had a great idea to wear something denim for 30 days. She would mix it up between boot-cut blue jeans, a denim dress, a denim pencil skit, cropped denim jeans, and, well, you get the picture. After reading Holly's blog and seeing all the great pictures she posted of herself in her different outfits, she planted the seed for my own 30 days of denim.

So last night I went through my closet and pulled out all the denim things I own. And wow! Seriously, WOW! I have a shit ton of clothes I never wear. I discovered I have: 10 pairs of blue jeans in various cuts and lengths, 6 denim skirts (some short, some long), 2 denim shirts, 2 denim shorts and 1 denim jacket. I had no idea I had this many denim articles of clothing. It's almost a bit ridiculous, I think!

My idea for doing this is similar to Holly's. I want to step outside of my style comfort zone, and create new, exciting outfits with items I already own. It's like I'm shopping in my own closet and mixing things up a bit, stylistically speaking. And since I hardly ever wear any of these items, it will seem as if I have a whole new wardrobe, maybe.

So, thanks Holly for sharing this great idea on your blog. I hope I'm just as successful at it as you were!

Torn

2011-10-01T20:47:00.000+09:00

Japan.

Texas.

I love my life in Japan. It's absolutely wonderful here, minus the earthquakes, typhoons, and radiation.

We've been here for almost 4 years, and not a day has gone by that I haven't thanked my lucky stars for being able to experience this awesome land.

However, this past year I spent about 2 months in the States. Once when I was evacuated after the March 11th earthquake and again when we went to Texas for our summer vacation. And being back in Texas, hanging out with all my Houston and WF peeps, reminded me of all I'm missing. I had so much fun with BJ and her family. I enjoyed every minute hanging out with YaYa and PoPo (my parents), telling silly stories and jokes and drinking beer on their boat dock, as Jude played in the bay. Those moments meant so much to me, especially when I was so uncertain about how things would turn out after the earthquake. And now, it's those moments that I miss most.

So, sitting here at the computer, in my 5th story apartment building, looking out and seeing the bright lights of Tokyo, Japan, I miss the quiet, stillness of Texas nights. I miss the wild birds that live outside my parents' house, in the wetlands behind their house. I miss the smell of fresh cut grass. I miss being on BJ's back porch, sipping adult beverages and reminiscing about all the good times we've had together. I miss the openness of South Texas. I miss the sound of the seagulls as they fly overhead.

I miss all of that.

Yet, I can't imagine moving from this enchanted place that has given me so much. I have met the most amazing people here. I've embraced Japan wholeheartedly, as I have been embraced by its people. Again, I've been so blessed here.

But how can I stay here when I'm constantly reminded of all I'm missing back in Texas?

I knew it

2011-09-29T20:37:00.004+09:00

Every time I return from a trip, an earthquake usually occurs within 24 hours. It's like the island of Japan is so happy to see me that it jumps for joy upon my arrival. So, of course, about an hour ago, we had a small earthquake. Thankfully, I didn't feel a thing!

Or, on the other hand, the island of Japan could be so effing pissed off that I'm back on its land that it gets angry and shakes and rolls as a warning to me. It's saying hey you, the little midget Mexican momma, I've got my eye on you so don't ~~fuck~~ screw with me.

The music I play

2011-09-29T20:24:00.000+09:00

I'm happiest when I'm sitting at the piano lost in my own music.

What makes you happy?

A piano and a voice

2011-09-29T14:46:00.000+09:00

Per BJ's request, this is the new piano song I'm working on.

Dr. Seuss

2011-09-29T14:33:00.000+09:00

Thankful Thursday #8

2011-09-29T14:25:00.000+09:00

I'm thankful for all my travels.

I've been to some amazing places and each one has stuck with me, making me who I am today. And by traveling here and there, I've really come to appreciate all I have. I will never take anything for granted. I know just how lucky I am.

Korea bound

2011-09-25T15:33:00.000+09:00

I'll be heading to Seoul, South Korea tomorrow, and I'm super exited about it.

I'm going with a couple of my Japanese students/friends. It's really a girls trip, and we'll be spending most of the time shopping and eating mass quantities of Korean food. It's a short trip, only about 72 hours but long enough for me.

My plan is to find the largest vat of kimchi and roll around in it. Yep, that's my plan.

In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month

2011-09-25T08:54:00.000+09:00

My favorite Jennifer Lopez performance. Enjoy!

Fat Butt and Pancake Head
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Thankful Thursday #7: Typhoon Roke was no joke

2011-09-22T07:30:00.000+09:00

Typhoon Roke paid us a visit yesterday afternoon, bringing heavy rain and strong winds. School and work were let out early as a precaution.

As the storm rolled in, the winds howled and roared, causing our large glass patio doors to bow and flex. There were a few moments where I was sure the glass was going to shatter, but, thankfully, it never did. As the rain pelted our building, our windows began to leak, but I caught the leaks in time. We put towels on our windowsills to stop the rain from coming in.

This was the second major typhoon to hit Japan in a month, and the worst one we have experienced here.

We were lucky our building didn't suffer any damage, and our power never went out. However, there are down trees and lots of debris in the roads. Other than that, we are fine and today is a beautiful day.

So today I'm thankful Roke came and went without causing us too much trouble. Being from Texas, I know it could have been much, much worse.

Another Typhoon

2011-09-20T08:44:00.000+09:00

We have another typhoon headed our way. It's expected to be in our neck of the woods on Wednesday (that's Tuesday for y'all in the States).

But don't worry about us! I'm prepared for all kinds of natural disasters, and I've got my handy-dandy Dora-the-Explorer backpack filled with all kinds of emergency gear.

And since we are so far inland, we don't have to worry about storm surge. And since we live on the 5th floor, we don't really worry about flooding. The only thing I am concerned about is flooding in the basement of our building. I believe all of the buildings mechanical equipment is housed down there. So if it floods, we could be without power for a while, and that would totally suck donkey balls.

But I'm hoping for the best and praying the storm doesn't directly affect the folks up north, because they are still dealing with the horrible effects of the March 11th earthquake. They certainly don't need any other natural disaster to deal with. They've already been through enough!

Monday Mommy Tip #5

2011-09-19T10:33:00.000+09:00

Teach your children to do chores!

As a parent, I feel I have the responsibility of creating a successful member of society. Therefore, it is my job to teach my son how to be responsible and take care of himself. Chores are a good way to teach responsibility.

The chores my 6 year old must do:
1. Jude must clean up after himself after he eats. He must place his dirty dishes in the sink and throw away or recycle any trash items.
2. Jude must practice the piano daily.
3. Every Sunday, Jude must wash and dry his own laundry.

That's right; I have my 6 year old son doing his own laundry! If my kid can do it, so can yours!

Almost a wardrobe malfunction

2011-09-19T10:15:00.001+09:00

This weekend Husband and I attended a ball associated with Husband's work. I wore a silver, sequin gown that weighed about 5 pound and was as hot as an oven. Husband looked so incredibly handsome. I think we should get dressed up more often!

Thankful Thursday #6

2011-09-15T13:18:00.000+09:00

Today I'm thankful I was born in America. For those of you who are American, you don't know how good you've got it until you venture out. And from my travels, I've realized just how freaking lucky I am to be an American. I know sometimes I brag about Japan, but no matter what, I'm always proud to be an American. Always!

So, if you were born in America, you should count your lucky stars! I know I do.

On September 11, 2001

2011-09-13T10:55:00.000+09:00

On that day, I was in Dallas, Texas, preparing for a trial that was to begin on September 11.

Ten years ago I was a trial legal assistant (paralegal) working on an asbestos case that was to go to trial in Dallas. I had been in Dallas for about 5 days preparing for the trial with my attorneys. We had been working out of our sister office located in Downtown Dallas. (I lived in Houston at the time.)

On that horrific morning, I woke up in my very posh hotel room in Downtown Dallas, Texas. I got dress and put on my finest, black power-suit and black heels. I tried to look as grown up as a 4 foot 10 inch woman can. My breakfast was brought up to me by room service, and I ate it quickly, not wanting to be late. Around 7 AM, I gathered my computer, my blackberry, my to do list and headed out the door to meet my project assistant in the lobby of the hotel. Since we had flown to Dallas from Houston, we decided to share a rental car to keep costs down for our client.

My assistant and I drove to our sister office located several blocks from our hotel in Downtown Dallas. As usual, traffic was pretty bad. As we were just about to enter the underground parking garage of the office building, we heard an announcement on the radio that a small plane had just hit a building in New York City. We didn't think anything of it. We thought maybe a pilot in a small plane simply had an accident. Once we were underground, the radio stopped. We arrived at the office and took the elevator up to our "war room" on the 37th floor. We scurried around, trying to take care of a few last minute items, because our trial was to begin at 9 AM.

While we were discussing our plan of action with our attorneys, we notice several people huddled around a secretaries desk out in the hall way. Some people were crying and had their hands over their mouths in awe. We had no idea what was happening.

A few minutes later, my attorney asked me to get some additional supplies for the trial. As I walked out into the hall, I saw what all the commotion was about.

A secretary had a small TV/radio at her desk. She was watching live coverage of the World Trade tower on fire, and others had gathered around her desk to watch. I couldn't believe my eyes. I got totally distracted by what I saw on that small, black and white screen. I stood there watching the TV like everyone else, glued to the screen, forgetting everything else. I guess I must have stood there for a long time because one of my attorneys came looking for me and was yelling my name. When he walked over, he saw the mind numbing scene and stopped dead in his tracks, unable to move. Then, more people in the office came to see what was going on. Soon, the entire 37th floor was standing in front of the secretary's desk, watching the miniature TV in astonishment, completely in shock.

Time stood still. No one cared that there was work to do. No one cared that business needed to be taken care of. We just stood there watching the screen--motionless, saddened, and for those in the building.

Suddenly, the news reporters were talking when another plane crashed into the second building. We all shuddered at what we had just witnessed. Within minutes, we all knew this was not an accident but something much, much worse--something unfathomable. America was under attack.

Finally, my attorney grabbed my arm and said we had to go to the courthouse right away. So, we gathered our boxes of exhibits, our notebooks, our computers, our pleadings and everything else we needed and took them down to our rented SUV. We headed to the courthouse, listening to the radio as we drove. I was still in shock of what I had just witnessed on TV.

When we arrived at the courthouse, everything was chaotic. Security was extremely tight. As we made our way in, one of my attorneys saw me in the hallway and told me that because of the day's events, our case had been settled and the courthouse was going to be evacuated. Then, we were ushered out of the courthouse. A security guard told us a plane had just hit the Pentagon and all government buildings were going to be evacuated along with all high rise buildings in Downtown Dallas.

I didn't know what to do or where to go. As we exited the parking lot of the Dallas Courthouse, we listened to the radio. Most of the streets in Downtown Dallas were being closed off and people were being evacuated from high rise buildings. My assistant and I tried to return to our sister office, but it was being evacuated, as well. Then, we tried to go back to our hotel, but it was also being evacuated. We had no place to go.

Since most of the downtown area had been evacuated, we headed out of the center of town, toward the suburbs. Most businesses were closed. Luckily, we found a Luby's Cafeteria and went in. The business was open but there were very few customers. The people that were left were huddled around the TV, watching in horror.

I spent the rest of the day at that Luby's Cafeteria watching TV. We didn't know what to do or where to go. Our cell phones didn't work because the networks were overloaded. My assistant and I just sat and sat. I was only 23 years old at the time and my assistant was only 22. We were young, inexperienced and wanted nothing more than to be at home with our families.

After several hours, my cell phone rang. My attorney told me to get my personal things and go home to Houston to be with my family. So, my assistant and I drive back to Downtown and were finally let back into our hotel. Since it was late, we decided to spend the night and return to Houston in the morning.

The next day's drive was somber. Traffic was light. The skies were clear and blue.

My mind was racing with thoughts: How could this happen? Who would do this? Why?

I lived in a simple world that was turned upside down on that day.

Open House

2011-09-09T16:14:00.000+09:00

Jude had open house at his school last night. His teacher created a scavenger hunt for the parents. We had to locate Jude's seat in the classroom, figure out which drawing on the bulletin board was his, and figure out which writing assignment was also his. It was really easy to locate all of the items, especially his writing assignment. His read:

"I live with my mom and my dad and my ant is Jooich. I like to woch tv. Who am I?"

(Since he's only in the first grade, his teacher allows phonetic spelling. Jooich = Jewish.)

He is too funny!

Thankful Thursday #5

2011-09-08T09:26:00.001+09:00

Today I'm thankful for medications. If asthma medications hadn't been created, I wouldn't be sitting here right now. I'm sure I would have died long ago!

And since I'm suffering from a really, really horrible cold, I'm especially thankful for all the medications keeping my asthma under control.

So, today I'm thankful for the hard working scientists and those who were willing to participate in drug trials that have allowed my medications to come into existence. I will be forever grateful to them.

What are you thankful for?

Monday Mommy Tip #4 (on Tuesday)

2011-09-06T09:16:00.000+09:00

Sorry my Monday Mommy Tip is a day late, but yesterday we spent the entire day at an onsen--more on that later.

So, if you have kids, you know how hard it is to get them up and dressed. Some kids are natural fashion-istas, while others could care less about what they wear. My kid is somewhere in between. Some days he can be dressed in seconds, while other days he has to pull out every item from his dresser and analyze it before he decides whether or not it's exactly what he wants to wear.

I got tired of being late because Jude couldn't find the right Star Wars t-shirt or his favorite shark t-shirt, so I bought a closet organizer--like this one.

Jude washes his own laundry now, usually on Sundays--more on that later. After he washes his laundry, I help him fold it, and then we put together outfits for the following week. This takes about 15 minutes, but it is so worth it. Then, on Monday morning, all he has to do is grab the clothes in Monday's slot and get dressed. There's no searching, no fussing, and no mess making.

Also, since Jude has to wear certain clothing on certain days, this organizer has been really helpful for us. (He has to wear his spirit shirt to school on Fridays, and his soccer uniform for games on Saturdays.) We put the appropriate outfit in the correct day the clothing has to be worn. Then, we don't have to go searching for something at the last minute.

This handy-dandy closet organizer is great buy!

What I felt on 3/11/11

2011-09-04T16:13:00.002+09:00

People always ask me what the earthquake felt like on that dreadful day back in March. The experience is really hard to explain, but I think this guy captures it well. In fact, I think I even used all the same curse words as this guy, minus all the Dudes and Whoas.

Another one

2011-09-04T15:44:00.000+09:00

This morning, as I was waking up, my apartment building jolted because of a small earthquake. It wasn't anything major, and it was really short. My building only shook a couple of times, but it was enough to get my heart racing and for me to think Holy Shit, I hope this isn't a big one. By the time I finished my thought, thankfully, it was over.

Most of the earthquakes we have are up North, but this one was relatively close, just one prefecture over. So that has me a bit concerned.

I told you it was expensive here

2011-09-04T15:18:00.000+09:00

There's no doubt I live in the most expensive city in the world. And the picture above proves my point: four mangoes for 9,300 Yen. With the current Yen rate, that's about $121. That's right! Each mango is about 30 bucks!

And for a Texan like me, that's just absurd!

Cub Scouts

2011-09-02T21:34:00.000+09:00

Not only is my kid in the first grade, but he's also a Tiger Cub in the Cub Scouts.

Damn, where did the time go? I remember the day I brought him home from the hospital after I had just pooped him out. I remember how he cried and cried and cried some more, with more crying and more crying on top of that. And those sleepless nights. Oh, those sleepless nights! All those days when I didn't know what was up or down. Exhausted beyond belief, barely functioning in zombie mode. All those times I was tied down with him on my boob.

Well, all that was totally worth it. In fact, I'd do it all over again for him if I had to, because all of that gave way to the MOST awesome-est kid on the planet. And do you know what? I'm the luckiest mom in the world!

So. Incredibly. Lucky!

(If you know him, you know just how awesome he is!)

First Grader

2011-09-02T21:13:00.001+09:00

Did I mention I have a first grader? Holy shit! I have a first grader! This is my first grader on his first day of first grade.

HOLY SHIT! He's in first grade!

Thankful Thursday #4 (on Friday)

2011-09-02T20:20:00.000+09:00

Today I'm thankful Typhoon Talas isn't going to hit us directly. We are only going to get rain and wind, but nothing major.

Caterpillar Update

2011-08-30T09:32:00.000+09:00

All of our caterpillars are gone. They have simply vanished off our balcony. Husband thinks they crawled away to our neighbor's, but I'm not sure where they went.

Jude and I are disappointed because we really wanted to see them change into moths.

Oh well!

Monday Mommy Tip #3

2011-08-30T09:23:00.000+09:00

We are a busy family with lots going on. Jude has swimming, piano lessons, cub scouts and soccer. It can be a real chore trying to keep track of all his junk needed for each activity. So, to make our lives easier, we have implemented the bag system.

Basically, we use 4 tote bags for his 4 activities. We hang the bags on wall hooks, filled with the necessary items for each activity. For example, his swim bag is filled with a swim suit, a towel, goggles, a swim cap, pool shoes, shampoo and a snack. His soccer bag has a bottle of bug spray, his dirty cleats (in a plastic bag), shin guards, bottled water, an extra plastic bag (for muddy items), and soccer socks.

Each bag remains filled with its necessary contents. As things are used, they get washed and replaced into the correct bag, where they belong. That way the bags always have exactly what we need. Then, when we are on our way out, we just grab our correct activity bag and go.

I use inexpensive, cloth bags for this. So, when they get dirty, they can be washed in the washing machine.

Also, with this bag system, we don't have to spend hours looking for goggles or soccer socks or piano music or scout stuff. Everything is in its handy-dandy bag where it belongs.

On your first day of first grade

2011-08-29T11:20:00.000+09:00

Dearest Jude,

I know you were really anxious about today, I know I was. After all, you did wake us up at 3:45 this morning. And I know you were very nervous even though you swore you weren't. And when you grabbed your stomach and swore it didn't hurt, I knew it did. And that's okay.

I'm proud of you for acting like a big kid in front of your friends. You could have cried and hugged me like some of the others, but, instead, you stayed strong and tough.

And I'm proud of who you've become over the last year or so. You've grown into such a great big kid. Even with all the uncertainty in March and April (after the earthquake), you handled everything like a trooper-- a brave, strong, big kid. For that, I'm so proud.

And today, on your first day of first grade, know that I am so incredibly proud of you for all you do. You are the smartest, funniest, most awesome first grader I have ever known!

Love,
Mom